Austin Sardoni AKA Dharmax AKA Captain Austin AKA Unknown

I apologize to anyone who signs on to this page and they hear Peach, Plum, Pear and then are forced to watch it... again I am sorry... Today I am here to tell you a story...

Mom has a friend named Stacy. Stacy has a husband and two beautiful children. The husbands name: Sergio. The Children's names: Lexi and Sergio...

Now Lexi lost a tooth (Lexi and Sergio are both very young, they are both somewhere in the 1-8 range... I just dont know the exactness of it.) Because Lexi lost a tooth obviously she gets rewarded with money from the Tooth Fairy. Sergio did not like this one bit.

*The rest is very true but dramatized*

Little Sergio, after finding out what has happened to his sister, runs upstairs to "look for something." To make a very long story short and to save me time thinking of clever dialogue... He took out a tooth, just for the money! Say what you want but that shows determination. He really wanted that cash. Now this is where the story gets UNREAL... he pulled another tooth right afterwards... This kid did not have two front teeth to begin with and now he is missing four teeth.

BEST PART- Everyone has different views on parenting but, I wouldn't have done this... They didn't give him any money... they said that if you pull your own teeth out then the Tooth Fairy does not come. If that was my kid, I would not encourage it but, If he went through the pain and suffering to intentionally pull out two of his own teeth... slip the kid a five... he deserves it.

"Gulla saying your weird is like the Devil saying your mean!" - Unknown