I WILL NEVER POST EVER AGAIN UNLESS I GET 1 COMMENT FOR EACH POST
Today I wore my "Morning Star Vortex" shirt. No one understood it excluding Deana. I gave her CarPetts blog website name. She didnt like it, AT ALL.
The other day while asking me to pass the mashed potatoes Mom called me Paul.
Today this kid crumpled up a paper and threw it, (like a basketball) and I said,
"slow down there Clyde."
"Who's Clyde?"
"You know, Clyde "The Glide" Drexler"
He didn't. How do you not know who Clyde Drexler is?
Yesterday Brianne called me and said that she didn't understand LOST, and demanded that I explain the series immediately.
She then explained to me that she watched the first season and some reruns of the third season. I tried to explain to her that LOST is a show where if you miss a persons facial expression in the first season then your not going to understand an episode three seasons from then. So, missing an entire season is a Big Deal. Missing an entire season of LOST is like closing your eyes and flipping to a complete random page in a book and then start reading the book at that page. But what she did took it a step further. She called me and asked me why she doesn't understand the series. The book is on DVD. I HAVE the book on DVD I will gladly lend you the season if you promise to give it back.
My World Civilization class today was all sent to the Guidance office to discuss our schedules for Sophomore year... the first poster you see when you walk in is an NYU Florence poster. it says CHOOSE A PATH... CHOOSE FLORENCE... The picture was of a beautiful tree next to a dorm room and I thought to my self... Isn't that CarPetts dorm/villa?
“At midnight, all the agents and superhuman crew go out and round up everyone who knows more than they do.” - Bob Dylan
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Dear Paul.....
Oh and by the way.....your reference to Clyde Drexler is very good however, an even better one would have been to the immortal Walt "Clyde" Frazier of the Championship era Knicks.
I am offended
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