Being Intellectually Neutral is difficult when wearing red plaid pants...

Today many things occured. I deleted most of the things on my laptop hoping to download the "better be the best freakin thing ever", also knows as AOL Desktop. I have yet to succeed but I WILL continue to thrive to greatness for I see a light at the end of the digital tunnel.
Im trying to see if I can break a record. How many times the average time human can listen to "Rock Lobster" until the persons head figuratively EXPLODES.
Today on the 28th of February I Austin "I have never told my middle name to anyone in my entire life and I want to keep the streak going. You know who you are. *fake cough* Brianne *fake cough*" Sardoni purchased NHL 09 for XBOX 360. Sunday night is my night. I am excited.
As you probably didn't know this Saturdays LAX game was the last of the season. Friday starts tryouts for TRHSNLAX. When talking to Drew Mcgowan about the subject he said that the first half of practice you run and then the second half you run with a stick in your hand. I am excited.
Dad today taught me how to play chess. I am not very good, Dad beat me the 2 times we played, but I thought I was a worthy opponent. About three or four times throughout the course of the two games we played I would randomly burst out in laughter because I was thinking of the scene in Austin Powers.
I saw "In Bruges". Brilliant not only Collin Ferrels acting but the writing. In two different scenes Colin Ferrel actually said the words "shag" and "fortnight". The movie kept me interested in the plot and the characters while somehow also keeping me laughing every single scene. One question, Ken in the movie was in Harry Potter says the back of the box. Hagrid? right. The scene where they were sitting, contemplating whether they were going up to the tower he said Harry in that very silent voice along with the accent. Someone help me out. What an ending.

Look out for Tetro. A new movie by Francis Ford Coppola. It is supposed to be the greatest romantic comedy ever made.

"In few corners of the world can one hear the phrase, "No, no, a little to the left," in such an abundance of languages." - CarPett along with his trusty sidekick Vocabulary