High School has its advantages and its disadvantages... Mostly disadvantages... Everyone is the same... They listen to the same music... They like the same movies and TV shows... and they act and dress the same... But I think by far the absolute worst part of my entire High School career, so far, has got to be ... *drumroll* ... The BUS...
My morning routine...
* Mom wakes me up
* I take a shower
* I get dressed
* I brush my teeth/ put my contacts on
* I eat breakfast (beautifully prepared by Mom)
* Wait 10 minutes.
...
Ass I slouch onto the dirty old excuse for a transportation vehicle I can only dream about the day ahead of me... After my mediocre day at school I take the unfortunate and slow walk of shame to the bus ride home where Miss Vicky awaits...
You cant spell Vicky without obnoxious or old... Ahhh Vicky... from her lame stories to her noticeably fake Long Island accent she will stay in my memory as the absolute worst bus driver ever... So now when any one asks me about school I think of how miserable she has made me....I will know explain why...
SHE PASSES MY HOUSE!!! (thats a HUGE setback for me) yet she does not drop me off! I am the last stop because of the fact that she has to stay on task? Rubbish... Because of this I am forced to sit on the bus in silence for 25 minutes because I dont know anyone on the bus nor do I want to... I am forced to sit and listen to her yell day after breaking day about kids not sitting on the bus... or kids misbehaving... But being this all true I left out the best part...
Everyone loves her... and there not sarcastic... I doubt they know what sarcasm is. When she yells at them they laugh along with her...
Counting down until I drive... 2010 watch the roads...
"Silence is Golden. But Duct tape is silver." -Corinne
5 comments:
Ok who are you and what did you do to my 14 year old brother? HIgh school blows-maybe you can learn to drive my car and take it from me when it's time. befriend someone older who is reliable and will give you rides...
Bre
Best quote ever!! Corinne IS Genius
Damn Ausar you got it bad. Your plight gives me a whole new perspective on the MILLIONS OF AIDS-INFESTED FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS STARVING TO DEATH ACROSS THE MAJORITY OF THE EARTH WHO CAN'T EVEN REFLECT ON THEIR SITUATION BECAUSE SURVIVAL IS JUST A WORD AND THEY LIVE JUST LONG ENOUGH TO DIE WITH A SINGLE, AWFUL MEMORY BEFORE BEING CONSUMED BY DEATHWATCH BEETLES AND FORGOTTEN.
"Who is this?" - Jerry Seinfeld
My fourth grade bus driver raped his nephew.
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